Archives for April, 2008
A Sack Full of Living
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
See you later internet.Let’s see where the back roads take me.
Slim Pickins
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
My brother turned me onto Langhorne Slim a while back, but I never got into his EPs. They were rough and a little underproduced for my liking. I liked the idea of Langhorne though. So, I found out he has an LP about to be released next month and got a hold of a copy. [...]
Dinner Routine
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Define:Irony
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
i·ro·ny [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]–nounan outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.e.g. The very thing she feared he would do to her when he moved away was the very thing she did to him when she moved away.
Get Thee Behind Me
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
I never thought I’d ever have the need to purchase this. As of yesterday, I’m the proud(?) owner of Mace PepperGard Defense Spray.Also, there is a “best if used by” date on the side. So, if you’re going to mess with me, please do so before December 2012.
Elliott
Sunday, April 27th, 2008
Elliot was his first name, but I can’t even begin to remember his last. He was a small, skinny kid the same age as myself and we happened to meet each other at a pastor’s family conference. We didn’t connect deeply enough that guaranteed a friendship for life, but I thought him to be funny, [...]
On My Way
Sunday, April 27th, 2008
A Lesson
Saturday, April 26th, 2008
Approaching the graveled bridge, his feet were fresh but his mind was not.
Muscling up the steep incline of the washed out trail, worry would not leave him.
Watching a hound scare up a wild turkey, future images danced in his head.
Drinking filtered water from a used bottled tea container, the distant past was desired.
Feet pounding down [...]
Not A Lesson.
Friday, April 25th, 2008
You win.
Now, which way is up?
I’m Going to Philadelphia…
Friday, April 25th, 2008
… and I’m taking a/an:
AlbatrossBeretCatDidgeridooEunuchFranz Ferdinand CDGatling GunHara KrishnaIgloo Family Size Camping CoolerJerry Lewis MovieKaleidoscopeLiverpool Soccer JerseyMilitary Issue Bowie KnifeNicotine PatchOrnithologistPleasant ErectionQueen Latifah’s Ten Carat Diamond RingRacist’s NippleSepletura TicketTicklish Autistic AdultUnderwearVaginal WartWeiner Wrapped In A CroissantX-Ray of A BananaYip-Yip’s Piano Key That’s Been Missing for Six MonthsZen Buddhist Mother
And yes, that was all from memory.